It’s three day weekend time!

July 4th, 2008

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I’m taking today off for a movie (Get Smart) and BBQ.

The rest of the weekend I shall be working.

Suck.

Happy 4th everyone!

My Hair Drama

July 2nd, 2008

So, I’ve been going to the same hairdresser for the last 6 years and she is really sweet and I’ve mostly liked the haircuts I’ve gotten.

Two haircuts ago, she gave me the cutest flippy style that I got lots of compliments on.  So I requested it again.

What I got…was a disaster of layers.   This is my hair after not being cut for 8 weeks:

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(Please pay no attention to the puffy face and bags under my eyes…I am indeed overweight but I’ve also been up since 4:30am.  I couldn’t sleep so I rocked the house with some Aerosmtih Guitar Hero)

Now, I’m going to a new girl and hopefully I’ll look normal again.

I really hate having bad hair.  Really really hate it.

Product Review: Ped Egg

June 30th, 2008

foot gunk taker offerYou probably have seen the commercial.  Men & Women happily scraping the gunk off their gnarly feet with something that looks like a mini-grater.  It is the foot grooming miracle:

The Ped Egg

I get really dry, cracked heels in the winter and nothing helps them.  NOTHING!  When I saw this infomercial, I had to laugh at the happy scraping people excited about the foot gunk being trapped inside the egg shaped do-hickey.  But then I saw it at Walgrens and I thought “What the Hell?”  and two nights ago became a proud owner.

This thing works!  It only took a few gentle scrapes and my heels looked like new.   I heart my ped egg!

I do need to warn…the foot gunk does not stay trapped inside egg.  Some of it does, but the rest floats out like puffs of flour.  ick.

What’s in there?

June 30th, 2008

There is this person I know.  He’s a sort of slacker but goes to work each day with a briefcase.

It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer wanders into a building looking for a bathroom and ends up going into a meeting and then going to “work” each day.   At one point he opens his briefcase and there are crackers and comic books inside.

I have to know what this person has inside his briefcase.

And to think I’d been a programmer…

June 30th, 2008

My blog went down the tubes last week when I dared to change a domain name on one of my blogs…  You would think that it would only hose that particular blog but no indeed…  It hosed up everything to the point where I had to finally DELETE my typepad account and start fresh.

So here I am.

I’d been hosting my domain through 1and1.com and decided to start actually use them to host the blog itself.   I went crazy looking for their blog tools until I (ahem) read the directions and found out I needed a different (Linux by the way) hosting package.  Then I was up and running on the 1&1 version of Wordpress.

Which I didn’t like.

Great for beginners but not as much flexibility as I crave.  So I decided to install the real wordpress. 

That my friends has taken me two days.

I hated programming so much that when I became a consultant, I stopped learning new tools.  I didn’t realize until just this weekend how big of an idiot I’ve become with regards to CSS, PHP, etc…  I have no idea what the hell I am doing.   I managed to get this page up thanks to smarter people that know how to put together wordpress themes.  

On order and arriving this week is “Wordpress for Dummies”.

I will prevail!!!

(oh, if you are looking for my book site - I’ve managed to screw that up too…ugh!)